Google……the best employer, why?
This is probably the reason why Google wins the title of “Best Employer” several years running.
Google is said to be the dream job of a lot of people.
We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously … as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light . . .
Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors . . . There are also poles available . . . they are similar to the ones used in fire stations .
Food . Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink ..
Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens .
There are 4-6 ‘Zooglers’ per office .
INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywere because ‘ideas don’t always come when seated in the office’ says one of Googles managers
LEISURE . Pool tables, video games etc . are available in many areas ..
Communication . . On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs .
Technical Support: Problem with your computer ? No problem . . . Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed . . .
Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available .
REST . . This room provides massage chairs that you control . . . while you view relaxing aquariums . . . . !!!
Ambiance . . There are many books in this library . . . even some about programming !!
SANTAI...
Lawak 1
Sorang husband balik dari outstation dgn mata lebam kiri dan kanan.. Bila bini
dia tanya, katanya... masa kat escalator airport, sorang awek cun berskirt di
depan dia. Elok je depan mata dia, skirt awek tu tersepit gak kat celah ponggong
dia, so, dengan baik atinya, dia tarik le.... so, awek tu bengang, terus tumbok
dia...
"Debuk" lebam nombo 1 kat mata kanan. Dalam ati dia kata... 'mungkin awek ni
marah sbab aku tarik kain dia tadi'...so, dia pun tolak le balik kain tu
masuk... dan seterusnya "debuk" untuk lebam ke2 di mata kiri...
Kesian... kan? dan lepas husband ni abis bercerita, idung dia plak berdarah dan
patah kerana ditumbok oleh bini dia sebab baru tau laki dia menggatal...
Lawak 2
Ada 3 orang budak bersembang pasal cita-cita dia orang....
Lina:ko dah besar nak jadi apa?
Ah chong: saya da besa nak jadik Superman woo
Lina: saya dah besar nanti jadik supergirl
Ahmad:(Sambil korek idung) Saya nak jadi supermarket... macam-macam ada....
adios amigos~
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