Friday, September 26, 2008

Pandainyerr...

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It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity
that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would
call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student
would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following
student would add something to the picture to make it a new
picture. The teacher called on James to start things off.




James returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next.




Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.





Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.




Jerry returned to his seat.Kim was called to the board.




Kim returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm
hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off
center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for
anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on
the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that
little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this
picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran
to the chalkboard.



The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted.

Little Johnny had done it again.



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Kepada Jard, aku bayar la hutang tag ni sebelum raya menjelang....



1) What is the most important thing in your life?
Sekarang... keluarga aku..(mak, bini, anak, adik beradik...)

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Susu anak aku...

3) Where do you wish to get married?
Errrr...aku rasa nak try kawen kattt.. aduihh....apasal bini aku ni cubit pulak!!!! Sakit arrrr!! Jard ni ha..dia yg tanya laaa...

4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Selagi hayat dikandung badan.. InsyaAllah... echeh..cheh..bini aku senyum la pulakkk...

5) Are you in love?
Yes!!! dengan wife saya sendirik... (jawab dgn kompiden...mesti bini aku bangga..)

7) Name the latest book that you bought?
Sports Nutrition (sbb aku ada test kelmarin)

8)What is your full name?
Sh*f*z*n H**i*i Bin A** H*m** (eh, naper aku taip jadi ginih...???arghh...)

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
Mak, mak, mak, abah...

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time
Semua blogger yg suka cari pasal dgn aku...

11) Christina or Britney?
Ahmad Jais...

12) Do you do your own laundry?
Err... pembantu peribadi saya yang tolong buatkan...

13) The most exciting place you want to go?
Banyakkkk...

14) Hugs or kisses?
Errr….. malu la... bulan2 puasa ni nak cakap..... hahahah...

15) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Keje gomen
Tak pernah jumpa
Poyo
'Berbudi bahasa'
Semua di atas.. hahahhaha..


16)8 things I am passionate about:
Berusaha nak menang game COD 4 tanpa bantuan cheat codes, heheheh
Modem tenet
My Handphone
Blogging
My Family
My job
My friends…
Komputer aku..

17)8 things I say too often:
hehehe
hahaha
hihihi
hohoho
huhuhu
lalala
lilili
lululu

18)4 books I’ve read recently:
Takde

19)8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
Punya la banyak sampai lapan... aku cepat boring dengar lagu...

20)8 things I learned last year:
lapan lagi.. banyak laa...
belajar nak adjust jadual kelas biar kasi cantekk skit...


8 people to tag (sbb aku pasti diorg pasti bahagia bila ku tak sll online)

a)Ad3ck
b)PenyuBiru
c)Hana-Ni-Mo-Nai (sajer.. nak bg biar ad3ck menang top komentator)
d)DebikDebuk
e)Titicaca (ermmm ntah la dia buat ke idak)
f)Masy
g)Achik
h)Semua di atas...



giler malas aku nak buat benda nih....



adios amigos~

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11 comments:

Mr PenyuBiru said...

lala..lili..lulu.. <- jarang ko guna ayat nie.

k,

Buat Debik,
Dikesempatan ini aku ucapkan
Slmt Hr Ry Mf Zhr & Btn,
Semoga ceria di Aildilfitri.
Peace ya! :)


ps : sib baik aku tak kena tag.hehe

boo-lah said...

kalo anak murid aku cenggitu.. aku bagi penampor jawe je..

ad3ck said...

Ya Tuhan budak Johnny neh. kurang asam jawa betol.

penyu neh dok buat baik da nak balik kmpg la tuh kot.

Ku yang mmg baik pong nak ucapkan
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Dzohir Batwen.

Mak Su said...

apa kes budk johnny tu, lepuk sekali kat dahi dia

achik said...

hahaha rosak tul!! mau pengsan cikgu tu.. ;p

cis, sempat lagi mengetag orang..

zino said...

selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin..

Tie said...

selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin...

Ayaq masak said...

Selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin

Hana-Ni-Mo-Nai2 said...

hamboihhhh
terselit gak nama watashi
sampe hati

kalo anak murid watashi la..mmg dh kena kendo tanpa henti dah
ahahaha

Jard The Great said...

uits..nmpknyer.. aku kena bg ko adiah la sbb sblom raye aku janji bg adiah pd sesepa yg jawab tag nih..

Jard The Great said...

tp... masalahnyer.. ku tak tahu alamatmu la.. minta. antar kat jard_ness@yahoo.com