Friday, August 08, 2008

Just For Laugh


Lawak 1

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you ! expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, "Order, order. "
"The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have
a scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
"My trouble is,'"he said, "that I keep forgetting things.'"
"How long has this been going on?" asked the psychiatrist.
"How long has what been going on?" said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%^&*!*#

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

Lawak 2

Ustaz cerdik....

Dalam Kelas...mata pelajaran pendidikan islam hampir tamat...
sebelum keluar... Ustaz pun menberitahu kepada murid2...

USTAZ: minggu depan kita akan belajar tajuk baru...jadi ustaz nak kamu
rumah nanti...baca ayat 287 surah Al-Baqarah.. .sebab ayat ni ada kena
mengena dengan tajuk baru kita nanti..

MURID2 : Orait ustaz!

Mingu depannya...MAta pelajaran pendidikan Islam..

USTAZ: Minggu lepas Ustaz Suruh kamu baca Ayat 287 Surah Al-Baqarah
kan?saper yang dah baca ayat tu kat rumah?

RAmai Murid2 yang mengangkat tangan..ustaz pun tersenyum... lalu

USTAZ : Saya tak percaya lah...

MURID2 : Betul ustaz...kami baca..

USTAZ : cuba kamu bukak Al-Quran..Surah AL-Baqarah ada 286 ayat
ada ayat 287..
harini kita akan belajar tajuk baru...dosa- dosa menipu...

MURID2 : alamak...kantoi kita..

adios amigos~



ad3ck said...

kerek gila waiter tuh. waiter restoran mane tuh? ehehee.

debikdebuk said...

restoran kat umah aku.. hehhehe

Mr PenyuBiru said...

haha..aku rasa bukan lawak,tapi loyar buruk.

debikdebuk said...

lebih kurang la tu... kalau aku kena mau rasanya makan penampo org tu.

ku tak sempurna said...

hihihihihihi :D

debikdebuk said...

ku tak sempuran:
ho ho ho...

Tie said...

He he.. kelakarnya..terhibur rasanya.. thanks.

Titicaca said...

aku nak blacklist restoran tempat waiter tu keje..

aku rasa nak tiru style ustaz tu la..hmmmmm (sambil senyum sumbing)

debikdebuk said...


aku dah ada beberapa senarai restoran yg di blacklist oleh aku... antaranya... Restoran Sabar Menanti.. mmg kena sabar menanti order...

Ustaz mana lak titi?

Masy said...

bijak betoi ustaz tu eheheh

Mak Su said...

semua terkena

saya said...

ehehhee..lawak yang mampu meng'refresh'kan otak balik..

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Bangang ke apa waiter tu...

Ha ha ha!

achik said...

hahahampeh sungguh waiter tu!!! ;p