Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Questions....

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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Get Back to WORK !


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adios amigos...

11 comments:

Mak Su said...

baby oil? baby oil?? baby oilll!!!???

jinggo said...

alamak....

nUr@dDeEn said...

oi! oi! oi!
Nak kena nih! Nak kena!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

achik said...

hahahampeh!!!! ;p

13may said...

errr...tgh keja la nih..hehhe

Titicaca said...

baby oil? minyak senyonyong ke hape?

kakLuna said...

if blogging means blogging, y should i working? :P

artisticklytouch said...

nasib baik aku baca di hari minggu di fantasi island

ad3ck said...

ku pong naik fedup baca yang no 1 tuh ehehe

Mr PenyuBiru said...

sib baik aku layan blog ko nie di luar waktu keje..

Masy said...

hehehhehehe